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The Haunting of Sarah's Home: A Tale of Energy Myths and Savings

Published on
October 18, 2024

Beginning: The Creeping Chill in Sarah’s House

It was a cold October night, the wind howling outside as Sarah sat curled up on her couch. Her cozy little home in Ontario was usually her sanctuary, but lately, something felt off. No matter how high she cranked up the heat, a bone-chilling draft lingered. Her utility bills had become monstrous, draining her savings month after month.

She shivered, but not just from the cold. It felt like her house was haunted—haunted by something unseen, something she couldn’t quite put her finger on. It wasn’t ghosts or goblins, but there was definitely something sinister at work.

"Maybe I'm being paranoid," she whispered to herself. But deep down, Sarah knew something was wrong. It was time to get to the bottom of it.

Middle: The Myths That Haunted Her Home

That night, with the wind rattling her windows like ghostly fingers, Sarah grabbed her laptop and started searching for answers. Her house seemed to have a life of its own, and her utility bills were the proof. Could she have been neglecting something vital about home energy efficiency?

She remembered a few tips she’d heard over the years, but could they be leading her astray? One by one, Sarah dug into the myths that had haunted her house for years.

Myth #1: Turning Off the Thermostat at Night Would Save Her

Every night, Sarah had been turning off her thermostat to “save energy.” But now, it seemed like this idea was a cruel trick. The truth was chilling: turning off the heat completely forced the system to work even harder to warm the house back up in the morning, making her bills spike. What she needed was to let it rest at a lower, steady temperature while she slept.

Myth #2: Closing Vents Would Banish the Cold

The guest room and office vents were always closed, as she believed it would funnel the heat to other rooms. But this myth was a ghastly mistake. Closing vents didn’t save energy—it unbalanced the system, making it struggle harder to heat the house evenly. Her home wasn’t just cold; it was cursed by inefficiency.

Myth #3: Energy-Efficient Appliances Were Enough to Break the Curse

Sarah had splurged on energy-efficient appliances, thinking they’d be the magic spell to lower her bills. But these shiny new machines weren’t enough. Without changing her habits—like running full loads of laundry and dishes—her appliances couldn’t do their full job. The energy waste continued to haunt her every month.

Myth #4: New Windows Would Exorcise the Drafts

Everyone told Sarah that new windows would seal out the drafty spirits that plagued her home. But the truth was more eerie than she expected: while new windows helped, the real culprit was poor insulation in her attic, allowing the cold to creep in like a ghost through the walls. New windows wouldn’t be enough to stop the chilling air from sneaking in.

Myth #5: Energy Efficiency Was Too Expensive to Escape

Sarah always believed that becoming truly energy efficient would cost her a fortune. But after her research, she learned that wasn’t true at all. Small fixes—like adding insulation, using weather stripping, and upgrading to LED bulbs—could make a huge difference without draining her bank account. The nightmare of high costs was just that—a myth.

The Turning Point: Banishing the Myths

Armed with new knowledge, Sarah began to fight back against the unseen forces that were haunting her home. She stopped turning the heat off at night, adjusted her thermostat to a consistent level, opened her vents, and fixed the insulation in her attic. She even changed how she used her appliances, making sure to run them efficiently.

As the fall chill deepened into winter, something miraculous happened. Her bills began to drop. The once-cursed drafts in her home began to fade, and her house felt warmer, cozier. The dread she felt every time her utility bill arrived slowly disappeared. Her home was no longer a haunted house—it was a comfortable sanctuary once again.

The Curse is Lifted—And the 20% Energy Savings are Real

A year later, Sarah stood by her window, looking out at the same snow-covered backyard she had once stared at in despair. But now, she was smiling. Not only had her bills dropped by 20%, but her home was more comfortable, and she had increased its value with simple, affordable upgrades.

The myths that had once haunted her home were gone, and in their place was a sense of peace—both in her home and her wallet.

Escape the Energy-Sucking Spirits in Your Home!

Is your home haunted by wasted energy and sky-high bills? It's time to banish those energy leeches for good! With Paddio’s free Home Energy Estimate, you’ll discover exactly where your home is losing energy and how to fix it—without lifting a finger. We handle the entire process for you, ensuring stress-free energy upgrades, lower bills, and even a boost in your home’s value. Plus, with our streamlined approach to maximizing government incentives, you'll save money without breaking the bank. Best of all? Your home will be the envy of the block, making your neighbours jealous of the upgrades and savings you scored—without the hassle.

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Christopher Carson
CMO
Paddio

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